Hand us your site. Find the money.
Ninety-nine dollars. A senior engineer reviews your live site — speed, mobile experience, payments, search visibility, security, and where customers are dropping off. You get a ranked punch list of the five fixes that will move the most revenue, in plain English you can share. If we find nothing worth doing, you get the $99 back.
What's your site costing you?
- 30-minute founder strategy call (live, on Zoom)
- Speed + mobile experience score (Google's metrics)
- Payment, login, search visibility, and security review
- Ranked punch-list of the 5 highest-impact fixes
- 10-minute Loom video walking through everything
- $99 credited toward your first month if you continue
Short answers.
Full $99 refund, no questions asked. If we can't identify at least five ranked fixes that would move revenue, conversion, SEO, or security forward, you get your money back the same day.
A free scan tells you your page is slow. We tell you exactly what to change, why the 5 highest-impact fixes matter for your revenue, and what each fix is worth in dollars. A senior engineer does the work — not an automated bot.
A senior full-stack engineer on the Epic AI team — the same operators who ship production code daily for our own restaurants, adventure companies, and SaaS portfolio. You're not getting a junior analyst reading a template.
The 30-minute founder call is scheduled within 48 hours of booking. The written audit + Loom walk-through are delivered within the same business week — most ship inside 72 hours.
Yes. The entire $99 becomes a credit toward your first month of Sprint ($2,499/mo) or Embedded ($4,999/mo) if you engage within 30 days.
Same audit, same guarantee. We cover code-level, CMS, commerce, and hosted platforms — the punch list is specific to your stack, whatever it is.
A written ranked punch-list of the 5 highest-impact fixes (in plain English you can share with your team or your existing developer), a 10-minute Loom video walking through everything, copy-paste code snippets for the top fixes if you have a developer, and estimated dollar impact for each fix. Yours to keep.